CRIMINAL RECORD

TARGET NO: 0214

TARGET: JUDAS ISCARIOT

SERIAL NO: 79-75

TARGET PROFILE

ALIASES:
TOO MANY!

CLASSIFIED
DANGER

CRIMESbetrayal, murder, thievery, makes uncomfortable eye contact, nerd
STATUSeliminate on SIGHT!!
PRONOUNShe/they + stag/hym/lamb
GENDERbutch transmasc
ACCOMPLICESppth gc, wilson, teddy, and funkzunk
LINKSPRONOUNS, TWT, DISCORD, PINTEREST

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BEFORE YOU APPROACH
i’m a c’linker/copinglinker. i have a low social battery, so i may struggle to keep conversations going. i can also be blunt and come off rude without meaning to.
DO NOT APPROACH IF
i block freely. just dont be disrespectful.

HYPERFIX House MD, Hannibal, Scott Pilgrim, Car Seat Headrest, and Mitski

MUSIC Radiohead , Ethel Cain , Alex G , Rosegarden Funeral Party , Flatsound , Adrianne Lenker

SHOWS EEAAO , Clone High , Brokeback Mountain , But I’m A Cheerleader , Batman (2022)

OTHER queer literature/art, cannibalism, poetry, religion, lambs, monkeys, and lemurs